Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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