What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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