This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We have started to decorate penises.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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