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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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