i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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