I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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