Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Randomize
