I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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