Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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