My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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