this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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