he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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