yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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