I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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