But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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