No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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