Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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