People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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