Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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