Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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