that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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