I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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