ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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