you're like a bully in the Christmas story
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
birth control should be required to get into college
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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