what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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