epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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