Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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