I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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