im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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