she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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