I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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