Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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