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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
too bad you live with your parents still
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.