i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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