only if we run a train.
done.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
