So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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