I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
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zippers are such a cool invention
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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