It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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