but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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