I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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