Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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