I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
sex in a hospital.. check
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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