i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
