what if I'm pregnant?
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Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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