he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Randomize
