there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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