Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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