I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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