I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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