I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I don't think brook has ever known best
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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