Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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