New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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