I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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