If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
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