Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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