I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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